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According to Twitter this is pewdiepie

People on the bird app are retarted

everything is pewdiepie

the very hungry caterpillar 😍

I am confused

Misclick on mobile

You cunts and your spoiler text

ah

figured

I've randomly called people before

Gent and Sheepy ?!?!?

This is my new favorite pairing

Its nice to know that I am in a dating simulator

I always wanted to be a parasocial NPC AI that people get attracted to over real people.

just pray the Arachnophobes ever find me, I am Arachnophobiaphobic

the creator of breaking bad ate at my restraunt lol

Today

Or

no

last month

he went to the highschool i was supposed to go to

i guess he lived like 5 mins from me when he was younger

Bravo Vince

I've told the story before, but I went to college with a girl who had this disease

was 4'something, and looked perpetually 12

she really leaned into it though, had fun with it

did she act like a 12 year old

she would wear a very clearly elementary school backpack and ask for directions around campus, was what I meant

I told the monorail story before, I'm 100%

Do I have to give the same reaction I did in meme chat

lol

fuck me lmao

you literally copy pasted the same thing

ba

shhh... don't tell Dolf

yes i noticed that

hence the fuck me lmao

I think I just saw someone die in Walmart

Call 911?

how hard did they die

idk I just turned down into the aisle and these two were just standing in the middle of it

the woman was holding him and he just started to collapse to the floor

Damn that kind of shit is always kinda scary, but I have no medical expertise so I think its better to fuck off than to gawk

I saw a guy on vacation get shot once, then I drank like 7 bud light limes