Phijkchu Dreams

Phijkchu Dream Log March 25th, Dream where I was playing a shooter video game with my old HS as the setting. (holy shit that sounds amazing probably based on the fact that I wasched simpleflips play CSGO for a while) Got to a checkpoint in the level but was almost out of ammo for an assult rifle that I recently picked up. (I think kotomine was there too but I remember nothing about why or what he did) Game introduced a new "mage slayer" enemy (they remind me of mobs from shinjuku) and being out of ammo I decide to just book it. (I think this is from the command sesl hunter in fate requiem) People on the internet kept telling me that this is the part of the game that gets good but I didn't know why. Some mage slayers were sitting in a truck and taunted me so I whiped out a flame swathe from DS2 and AOEd them. Another truck pulls up and this time santa karna from xenoblade 2 is there with some other XBC2 themed enemies. Karna challenges me (like Archer does Shirou in HF) and the game suddenly turns into a first person sonic the hedgehog shooter where you run at mach speed and try to shoot the enemies with the setting as the field in front of my elementry school with a bunch of trees. I run out of ammo after like 10 seconds but it was the best 10 seconds of any video game I had ever played. I start to look though the gun options and most of them look like assult rifles you would find in the XBC 2 universe. (I think all the XBC2 shit is from a post I saw about how the new servent looks really similar to a blade from XBC2)

Then the dream cuts to discord and I'm talking to spooky, pika, fire and maybe umbreon and vinny are there too. Umbreon and Vinny are apparently promoting phijkchu for some reason. Umbreon is posting on twitter about some mario maker level. (Simple plays mm2 a ton so this is probably b/c of that) Vinny is promoting through his stream. Fire suddenly posts a gif of him folding tiny cloth with his fingers to illustrate how guys fold up their dick when they are done taking a piss. (I think this is from spooky talking about youtube #shorts) Pika posts about how this is the most Fire thing that fire could have posted and says that this is exactly how he folds up his dick. He makes emphasis on the fact that he grabs his elbow with his other hand to move his arm back into resting position in order to protect his ribcage from his elbow. He explains that he does this every time. (This makes 0 sense b/c then your other arm isn't resting so how the fuck do you protect the other side of ribcage from your other arm) Dream ends there.

Phijkchu Dream Log May 11th, [REDACTED]

Phijkchu Dream Log June 7th, oops I forgot this existed uh max and spooky where there for sure I don't rmember anything else anymore lol I think we were playing a TTT style game but in VR??? Or maybe it was irl TTT and there may have been an uma there too

Phijkchu Dream Log June 13th, I had a dream about quitting pricunny for a better gacha that's all I rmember but I imagine pika and some other phijkchu were involved

Phijkchu dream #5 this time, umbreon, myself, my grandpa, and a small dog (I do not recognize the dog) when on an adventure started out with us waiting for a bus, umbreon gets on the bus and sits behind my grandpa because he wants to fuck with his for a laugh then it cuts to us on a boat with icebergs all around us (he is still fucking with my grandpa for a laugh) then at some point in turned into a zombie story all I remember was umbreon was really in character also physically he had the body of my one childhood friend who I imagine umbreon has a similar physique to

Phijkchu Dream Log July 23th, Had a dream where Syren and I were in vc talking about something I can't remember. Fire joins and asks us whst we are doing and I tell him we were talking about how big our dicks are. Dream ends there. Could have been big potential for fire to post his dick in my dream though.

Phijkchu dream #4 so the premise is Rob accidentally left some minecraft server no one uses up, and we realized it so we were fucking around in it. The server for some reason had a discord UI with build in voice chat, so we were fucking around in voice. The people I remember being in the dream were me, umbreon, bopit, spooky, max, kaze, and fire. Anyways, we fuck around for a bit, I leave, then when I come back I notice rob is in the voice chat with you guys. I join, say "hey Rob", which he ignores, then we all get banned from the server. We retreat to the discord to laugh about what happened. Later, Rob sends me a long email that I do not remember all of, but I know he makes reference to the Netherlands, and pleads with me to stop treating him like shit. The dream ends as I am in the process of writing the reply email, only line from my reply I recall is "It's ironic you bring up the Netherlands, because one of the guys who is shitting on you is from there."

Phijkchu Dream Log July 29th, Me, Pika, Max and I think maybe Umbreon were playing some fps zombie survival game. The goal was just to see how long you could survive. The map was pretty small and you had to kite zomvies around a lot. Weapons were not exact but were definatly influenced by reactive drop. Pika and I found a way to cheese the game by getting on top of one of the buildings and we got a really high score but we decided to stop b/c we thought max would get pissy that we were cheating. Then for some reason me and pika were fighting darth vader in a hallway and pika ran in with a lightsaber and died (I may have shot him a few times too). Then dark vader picked up pika's lightsaber and did an Ayaka charged attack to finish off pika. He then ran over and I let him kill me since pika died. spooky and porygon would also make sense for the 4th I feel like the game was a cross between muck and reactive drop my brain really likes to combie games when I have phijkchu dreams

Phijkchu Dream Log July 30th, Umbreon gave me a genshin code. I can't remember anything else but it was genshin related. @RIBA thanks for the code dude

Diniel Dippold — 21/03/2021 Well I’m glad your dream was better than mine pika I dreamt that I showed my face accidentally on vc which was not very fun to deal with Diniel Dippold — 21/03/2021 In that same dream I had a to win a volleyball match to save this school in Wisconsin that I was somehow attending Diniel Dippold — 21/03/2021 Don’t think so I had to play a 1 on 2 match against some really buff dudes 𓆏 — 21/03/2021 so what ended up being the secret to defeating them drugs? power of friendship? deflating the balls ahead of time? Diniel Dippold — 21/03/2021 The dream ended before that point 𓆏 — 21/03/2021 RIP Wisconsin's hopes and dreams Diniel Dippold — 21/03/2021 I will have to say PhijkchuPikachu — 21/03/2021 that dream is fantastic Diniel Dippold — 21/03/2021 My dream literally gave me a lore dump right before the match About the whole Wisconsin school saving thing _

Phijkchu dream #3 Phijkchu_Pikachu — 13/02/2021 Alright its happened again I had a dream involving you fucks this one was absolutely nonsensical we were all playing a game (although it kinda morphed between being a game and being us in real life seamlessly several times) the game was a nonsensical mashup of several games it had wind waker boat overworld metroid morph ball princess connect style character upgrading the map was nonsensical, I could not find the bathroom, and I shit myself. Then got mad at fire for refusing to tell me where the bathroom was umbreon made fun of me for not finding the monkey item shop at the start of the game where you could buy the morph ball (among other upgrades) at some point there were lolis in swimsuits that I interacted with and then apparently the entire dream took place today because umbreon asked me when I was streaming huniepop 2 oh and I think a squad consisting of kaze, fire, (and I forget the 3rd person) I was with fucking abandoned me to explore the ww style overworld käse — 13/02/2021 Yeah you deserved it Phijkchu_Pikachu — 13/02/2021 Kaze you fuck, you were apart of the group that refused to tell me where the bathroom in the game was I had shit in my pants käse — 13/02/2021 Too busy shitting yourself to come along and explore Phijkchu_Pikachu — 13/02/2021 I caught up to you but yeah, I think the most realistic thing about that dream was umbreon making fun of me for not finding the monkey shop Lute — 13/02/2021 ok but how many times did I win nepopoly in your dream?

Phijkchu_Pikachu — 13/02/2021 while I am pretty sure you were in my dream, nepopoly never came up actually, you might have been the 3rd in fire and kazes team which is weird because they would never team with you to explore Lute — 13/02/2021 only people who place in top 3 in nepopoly get to know where the bathroom is I probably offered them 1st.5 place if they abandoned you Phijkchu_Pikachu — 13/02/2021 also to clarify because that sometimes happens no I did not shit myself irl because i shit myself in the dream thankfully Lute — 13/02/2021 post bedsheets or you actually did Phijkchu_Pikachu — 13/02/2021 I was wearing underwear to bed because it was cold on my junk lastnight I can't get over how realistic umbreon was his exact words were "man it was going to be funny watching you try to get on top of the mushroom without the morph ball" because I could not find the monkey shop that is such an umbreon thing to say

Phijkchu dream #2

this is a decent use of this feature I guess

y'all just better hope you dream enough to keep this alive

we can unarchive shit apparently

so it's fine

Wait rew

really

shit

that's sick

you can unuarchive stuff yes

Phijkchu Dream Log August 4th, Dream where some of us were sitting in voice chat. Reggie posted a picture of Beidou and Baal and something about a top cat. This is all I remembered when I woke up.

now these are starting sound like the kind of dreams I get, nonexistent ones that I forget right away

Phijkchu Dream Log August 8th, I was lazy and didn't feel like typing it out

wasn't super phijkchu relevent anyway

keep dreaming bopit, I would never play this kind of game with you guys

I mean

it was consistent

b/c you and pika were off doing your own thing

while I was doing something else

like when we played hots

we don't stray from the plan

Phijkchu Dream Log August 9th, Yeah I will be lazy and not bother typing out the short dreams

Phijkchu Dream Log August 10th, I am very consistant in my own dreams

Phijkchu Dream August 18th,