games

it was way worse than we were all expecting

I've seen nothing of the game, and I don't even have a mental image of what it looks like in my head

I saw you all say it was dog shit

And I guess every facet of it is

Apparently

Seriously what the fuck are they doing

a more corperate, worse designed Apex Legends

its worse than what I would expect a game design degree student to make for their thesis

also ^ unirronically

I for one think all of bungies funding should be redirected towards PhijkchuGames

ok Rusp, I have a deal for you

I will split the $200M with you 50-50

and then we cut and run

I disagree, the charm is in low budget

Okay deal

You thought the money would be spent on the game?

No it's just so we can work on games for the rest of our lives without having to work on the side

No money will be spent on anything other than plastering advertisements for these games everywhere

I want as many people as possible to have to endure what we made

i would expect a superbowl ad

Rusp

reenact the Kanye superbowl ad

I don't know what that is

But if you pay for it I will gladly do it

Actually can we just ask John niantic

this aired exactly like this

God his brain is fucking cooked

@Phijkchu_Cynnydaquil How much for you to recreate this ad?

Spooky it would be this but instead it's pirate on the squidward vtuber rig

(Red squidward)

That way polu's relatives will be forced to apologize

update on the Marathon thing, it sounds like the artist guy is gonna get PAID

turns out your legal department doesn't like to be surprised by "whoops all of our game assets belong to some random guy"

dude twitter is going to be so fucking mad at this

Public execution after stealing someone's entire portfolio

Beautiful

oh my God

@polu they canceled the Marathon delay

Sony is just sending Bungie out to die

devs were informed today that they were not getting the year extension they were expecting

RIP bungie

jesus

they really just had an entire hour-long Q&A, that I think the majority of devs participating in had learned only a couple hours prior they are still shipping the game in 4 months

all of their answers are hilarious

Tbf, its sounded like death was the inevitable outcome