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I really dont want to fail any classes and get yelled at by an entire english department of SJWs

Or 2

So guess who is going out to get 3 more newspapers?

The english department is SJWs and for my english class, I have to find 2 ads that defy gender stereotypes

Guess who went through 3 newspapers and only found 1 ad?

Hey remember that one english class I hate that is making me get 2 print ads that defy gender stereotypes

Cane me

Its like they assume EVERYONE has it

Oh the unlisted stuff is just BS

Good ol days of cranks and shit

Man, on a daily basis, I see 2 kinds of shitposts

In line form

Beauty

He is actually just a fat slob that talks politics and plays WoW so...

No

Oh he only THINKS he is an attack helicopter. It will be easy to put him down

With a big gun

He has gone insane. He now thinks he is an attack helicopter. We have to put him down

Lego Dimensions is fun but its only on consoles and expensive

Not as great as the nostalgia suggests but great

Lego is still great

Bopit is angry. Everyone watch out

Anyways, bye

Its great. One time I came back to the room and he was like "You are not shaving my beard off while I sleep"

Anyways, I have been thinking of ways to prank my roommate but the best way I have done it so far is leaving my computer open on a tab suggesting I am going to do something cruel to him like say, lacing his drinks with laxatives

I just needed an ethernet cable ;-;

I met a best buy employee in the computer area who was in Ag Business and I was like GET AWAY FROM THE FUCKING COMPUTERS FARM BOY

The weirdest combination

This school focuses on Engineering, Agriculture, and Veterniary Science

Fuck you math department for making me remember shit this late at night

Anyways, I have to go take a math test at fucking 7:15 at night

2:30 every MWF

Every week

And I have it 3 times a week

I hate this class

I wrote about when I realized I was in Middle Class

My first project had me write about when I learned about my identity.

Then write 1200 words about the fucking ad

And my next project in english is to find a print ad that deifes gender norms for people. So the women need to act like men and shit

This is the english department m8

Now I explained what the english department at this school is shoving at freshmen

Perfect

Now CIS-Gendered is when someons gender aligns with their sex

Cool

Sex is binary and based off what your reproductive system is. Gender is a spectrum

It requires a teeny bit of explaining using stuff my english teacher taught us

Oh ya. My english teacher also gave us the definition of CIS-Gendered

The deepest voiced Jessica I know

Frank