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Are they gonna change the president

The birds are all cameras

The kid didn't show up yet

And some of them have sais

Yes, all japanese people have a katana

Eel

A good spy shouldn't be known

Once again

This is completely inaccurate

@Dolfin I'll make your demise a reality

Hollywood really hates the japanese

Now time for our nigger

I will stab you

We just watching a kids movie

Well, you'll love one scene

Max, you'll love it

This guy is about as smart as artemis

No shit garbage

You fucking dipshits

I just said

Nigger kills japanese men with fidget spinners

This is spies in disguise

Shoot him down

Why did he stick around

He would just chew through the floor

Mulch diggums can't be held captive in a normal prison

KOBE

YOU DARE SPEAK HIS NAME

AHHHHHHHH

SEQUEL BAIT

This is worse because this book was better

They didn't earn this music

Why are they clapping

Did they cut out a scene or something

So he had the device he uses to save his father from the very beginning

Okay, how did artemis fucking get it

So I must've missed it, but how was the mcmuffin device introduced

And then opal keeps reappearing because the author ran out of ideas

"Ah yes, I'm back, now back to trafficking cocaine in russia!"

Fuck you

Why did he kidnap a random ass fairy

What information did artemis gain from all this bullshit

So all this was to find out what

Why is he holding it

So how does any of this help artemis find his dad

They did the kevlar thing

Holly heals butler in the books

THEY'RE DOING THIS ALREADY?

That was painful

Mulch is a greedy criminal who leaves the second things get too dangerous for his liking