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Your skin is considered one organ

My skin

Did you say the truck thing without looking at my post?

Oh fuck you pika

This is the exact same as asking what superpower you'd want

Fuck magic

Bring the truck

Hippity hoppity

Certain sharks and whatnot don't "age"

You can probably remove the problems of aging

So you can constantly better yourself

No, you record everything

Then you don't go crazy

Immortality is fine if you can wipe your own memory

If we're doing genie logic of wish granting, it'd probably end up winning a practice race or something

Just ask it when a horse wins a horse race at that point

What if you shoot yourself before the clock reaches 0

When the ethnostate is formed

oof

You'll just die of grief or something

You'd be set for a long as time

You have all the abandoned supermarkets at your disposal

You would never have to farm

Life

I'd have to do a review of something

I could give a detailed review of the last few pokemon generations I guess

Just eat it

Where would you hide a giraffe from the government

These are the questions that require you to be naturally witty/funny to answer

And Elon is payed by the government

You can't just call Elon Musk

Snakes are fine

No, that's just when a stripper rubs her ass against your dick

He had a panic attack due to VR porn

Pika, you wanna be like andy warski?

You can teleport but everytime you do it, you die and someone else takes your place thinking they're you

Like the power to fuck your own ass

Not superpowers

I thought we were going with real things

I'm a 56%er

>non-monogamous relationships

Memes aside, I'd do story writing or art

"harassed"

Oh, rip dolfin

Don't dignify him with that

Holocaust Truths Museum

Once per year

What's going on in here

It’s like he just wants to morally condemn anyone he doesn’t like without them being able to fire back

Whatever happened to not caring about the opinions of people trying to put you down?