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It shakes off the child that was on its back, causing him to bump his head against the wall

sure

The children start to smile again as their attention goes back to the badger.

At the smell of mead, the badger becomes placated and sits down in anticipation,

Alright, it is still tied up though.

Untie it? Pick it up?

How are you gonna do that.

They haven't moved yet.

They suddenly stop as they notice you. They start bawling their eyes out.

One of them is pulling at its ear and the other is attempting to mount it.

When you get out back, you notice a couple gnomish children messing with the badger. The badger well trained enough not to immediately attack, but you can see its patience is waning.

Perfect

He waves you away with a smile.

Bartender: "You know, you're alright. Maybe we shouldn't have killed all of ya"

He hands you 2 loaves of bread and a mug of mead. He seems to have warmed up to you after having some of your money in his pocket now.

"I can give you a glass of that with your bread"

Bartender: "Well, we've got mead in the back room"

11? alright, you know badgers LOVE honey

Roll for knowledge nature

Your badger comes from a rich household, so it may be pickier

Bartender: "I don't think those things eat bread"

(you have 40 gold atm)

Bartender: "Uh, 8 gold? What exactly do you need two loaves for sir?"

Bartender: "Um, I guess? We have some bread and cheese to go with your beer"

That dex isn't coming from nowhere

You're 6'8"

The bouncer is 3'8"

A gnome is about 3'5"

Which one?

Bartender: "Listen, why don't you buy something to drink and we'll call it even"

You get back and he's in the corner again trembling

No, this just happens

Alright, you clamber out the door trampling the bouncer

You kept a small amount of gold on you

/r d20

Um

You don't know

You don't remember who they were or what gender they were, but they seemed to enjoy it

You fucked one person at one point in your life

Well you can roll for how famous your dick is

The badger

It occurs to you that could give yourself away if anyone recognizes it

"Could you at least tie it up outside?"

"Certainly not in a civilized town"

"Or...anywhere really"

"Right, uh, we don't let these sorts of animals in here"

"What?"

Bartender: "Oh! Well why didn't you just speak english to begin wiht?"

Bartender: "Vag? No, me man not wimin"

Bartender: "What dis you want....my nig-ga?"