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It was already open don't worry

Someone gave it to me after I hit it into their face

I was trying to dispose of it!

I didn't think he'd just start eating them

It took me awhile before I noticed

Because it's a fucking biohazard

Our floor is resident evil in japan

Twice on the floor

Fates sealed, gonna go make food

I've watched many a server devolve into circle jerk. It always begins with the first nsfw Channel. Then it gets deleted. Then it's allll downhill from there

Going 2 far 2 quick is my joke

You FUCS I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO THAT

Good idea fire

Making pillows sounds fun

Honestly a good idea

Leg, I'm gonna think of you the first time I tackle fluffy straight jacket heaven

This joke has no punchline

Seriously I'll shell out $70 for a pillow, I'll become that guy

....I'm glad I broke up with you when I did.

Fire if you deny that choice shota then we're no longer BFFs

(Except some of them are bleh) BUT OTHERWISE

MANY

NO when he's a cute lil red head in mgs v

I need him

TRETIJ REBENOK SO GODDAMN CUTE

I'm still curious as to why I'm squash. ... But then I don't wanna know cause I like the mystery of it

Whoops, wrong place for rhat

I was overconfident because I was able to kill wolverines and cheetahs by tearing out their throats and stomping their skulls Stupid goblins

Anyways, I've got a movie about space to watch, see you later @Phijkchu_Giratina, love you in a completely homo way lewd

As I was just saying, but thank you for your input leg

Afaik I am

Lmao, fml.

Ask me that more lewd

The gross liquid-drippy kind

Dribble is a way worse word

I'd like to point out that I was a humble squid before the conjecture started

Exactly.

META SHIFTED

But would an alt do this: You're*

YOU JUST COULDNT STOP ME FROM TELLING THIS STORY, EDGE-OF-YOUR-SEAT STUFF

What a memory, am I right? I must have told the story a thousand times. Geez, highlight of my online career, I'll tell you

Man, who could forget the acquisition of your username! What a day

This is the second time I've been said to be an alt

Nah, it's more of an eggplant thing

I wish I had purple hair...

It's your test

You have to prove to them that we're separate entities

You're some chick with a hair disease

We have become many