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Turnip Apr 3, 2018 1:22 AM general

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXn7lVFQXH4

thirsty

Excerpt from something I recorded in May.

www.youtube.com

Turnip Apr 3, 2018 1:22 AM general

Apparently Youtube broke the ability to do custom blurring...anyway...

Turnip Apr 3, 2018 1:16 AM general

This might not make sense to a third party.

Turnip Apr 3, 2018 1:03 AM general

I have something from 2015 Turnip to share but it might take a while.

Turnip Apr 3, 2018 12:54 AM general

You have a problem!

Turnip Apr 3, 2018 12:53 AM general

$35 on Roblox microtransactions?

Turnip Apr 3, 2018 12:42 AM general

I've stopped playing games where I have to rely on one or more teammates not being retarded.

Turnip Apr 3, 2018 12:39 AM general

Your legacy will live on!

Turnip Apr 3, 2018 12:39 AM general

I'll remember these screenshots for the rest of my life.

Turnip Apr 3, 2018 12:37 AM general

Perhaps you shouldn't have shared them!

Turnip Apr 3, 2018 12:36 AM general

These are...uh...

Turnip Apr 3, 2018 12:34 AM general

You had 22,000 screenshots?

Turnip Apr 3, 2018 12:28 AM general

Was there any gap between you playing Roblox and you playing Roblox ironically?

Turnip Apr 3, 2018 12:26 AM general

The only person more arrogant and stupid than my future self is my past self.

Turnip Apr 3, 2018 12:24 AM general

Damn blacks and their white privilege...

Turnip Apr 3, 2018 12:22 AM general

There's a disproportionate number of black professionals compared to the general population.

Turnip Apr 3, 2018 12:21 AM general

I'm boycotting basketball until they address the racist wage gap in the NBA.

Turnip Apr 3, 2018 12:19 AM general

What were you doing again?

Turnip Apr 3, 2018 12:18 AM general

How did I score?

Turnip Apr 2, 2018 9:24 PM general

Ask if they'll have relations with your life partner instead.

Turnip Apr 2, 2018 9:13 PM general

I refuse!

Turnip Apr 2, 2018 9:13 PM general

Though you're probably mostly only talking to 40 year-old men.

Turnip Apr 2, 2018 9:12 PM general

Make sure to give them a good time!

Turnip Apr 2, 2018 9:11 PM general

These kids are going to remember this for the rest of their lives.

Turnip Apr 2, 2018 8:57 PM general

https://twitter.com/RBLXIDYLI/status/936763489481355265

『DEBUT SINGLE』 🌸You've got a fetish for my love.....🌸🌸『FETISH』🌸🌸『Now on #Spotify , #iTunes , #VEVO ,& #Tidal 🌸🌸『LIKE & RT TO PURCHASE』 🌸

Turnip Apr 2, 2018 8:56 PM general

Uh oh.

Turnip Apr 2, 2018 8:55 PM general

https://twitter.com/AutoGrxph/status/949407705038540800

We would like to share our love & happiness. Zaire and I have been blessed. We are incredibly grateful that our family will be growing, and we thank you for your well wishes. - The Kings

Turnip Apr 2, 2018 8:55 PM general

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Turnip Apr 2, 2018 8:05 PM general

Oh no!

Turnip Apr 2, 2018 8:03 PM general

You can both have equal amounts of hath.

Turnip Apr 2, 2018 8:03 PM general

Don't be selfish, Rusp!

Turnip Apr 2, 2018 8:03 PM general

You can share!

Turnip Apr 2, 2018 8:02 PM general

Why can't Rusp have some hath?

Turnip Apr 2, 2018 7:55 PM general

Run! Run while you still can!

Turnip Apr 2, 2018 7:25 PM general

NOT THE TIME FOR IT

Turnip Apr 2, 2018 7:22 PM general

So it's like a strip club for kids?

Turnip Apr 2, 2018 7:18 PM general

Don't worry, I'm sure they do!

Turnip Apr 2, 2018 7:18 PM general

It's a restaurant for creepy old men!

Turnip Apr 2, 2018 7:13 PM general

The vibrator was an Easter gift.

Turnip Apr 2, 2018 7:03 PM general

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Turnip Apr 2, 2018 6:57 PM general

I already suggested using a ruler and was ignored.

Turnip Apr 2, 2018 6:51 PM general

Looks like a shitty vibrator tbh.

Turnip Apr 2, 2018 6:51 PM general

Completely smooth surface...nothing to grab onto...

Turnip Apr 2, 2018 6:50 PM general

Apparently a can of coke is 4.75 inches. That looks more like 7.

Turnip Apr 2, 2018 6:45 PM general

Good job!

Turnip Apr 2, 2018 6:40 PM general

Please!

Turnip Apr 2, 2018 6:39 PM general

The perspective in that picture was kind of messed up. To me it looked like it would kill the average woman.

Turnip Apr 2, 2018 6:38 PM general

You're not going to go look for a ruler?

Turnip Apr 2, 2018 6:31 PM general

Examine it closer!

Turnip Apr 2, 2018 6:31 PM general

It will haunt you for the rest of your days.

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