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Johnson's still alive
I just accept that everyone tweets dumb shit, free passes for everyone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icVu-acHlpU
Japan had some too, I remember this one fondly
Disney made animal cartoons back in the 40s
Oh Max, does that mean you're familiar with the non-edited version?
https://i.imgur.com/RQG5aij.jpg
Everything against furries, gas them
Short for proddy dog
We used to use the word Prods, but it's fallen out of fashion in the last couple decades
That's way too much work Gent
Figure out which of the Urealms donators is the biggest whale, and take him for all he's worth
#DraftOurDaughters
It's the weekend, does that make me a NEET?
Probably be easier to just off the husband early on
I'm pretty sure with all the knowledge we've provided you tonight, passing that quiz will be a piece of cake
You're forgetting all the 10/19 vampire lolis Pika
Checkmate
What use would a loli have with a 3ds if all loli's are 2D
Oppai loli, hot
Everyone under the age of 16 pretends to be older online, everyone over 20 pretends to be younger
Suicide pact, remember
Though in wisdom I'm centuries ahead
Really though, I'm pretty sure I'm just a couple years older than most of you
Yes, honour me for storming the beaches of Normandy
You know, having a penis and all
idk, never took the girls sex ed class
Because that was an easy way to injure yourself
So, the old PSAs used to be aimed at stopping kids from mastrubating by sticking their dick between their matress and bed frame
Penile fracture is rupture of one or both of the tunica albuginea, the fibrous coverings that envelop the penis's corpora cavernosa. It is caused by rapid blunt force to an erect penis, usually during vaginal intercourse, or aggressive masturbation.
idk, if you've given up any semblence of masculinity and are letting the girl lead, pretty sure some misplaced weight can easily cause a penile fracture
Doesn't the penis get broken more often than not? (if something is going to break)
But pretty much, whatever you convince dumb 18 Y/Os to do will be the top of the list, and it seems they're getting dumber year over year
That initial article is about the new craze for cucumber "cleansing"
God knows I'd wiant my private parts to make my partner think of lucky charms cereal
https://video-images.vice.com/articles/595d28ad24bef02380246aa9/lede/1499277544390-passiondust.jpeg?crop=0.8858xw:0.999xh;0.0826xw,0xh&resize=1050:*
That's the official site, sfw
https://www.prettywomaninc.com/
The moment when a man is forced to disrobe in court for the jurry to see his glitter covered dong will be a shining moment for womens rights
And cucumbers are not the only strange thing women have been putting in their vaginas - women were reportedly 'glitter bombing' their vaginas which experts said was dangerous.
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=11933014
Pikachu's ideas have gone mainstream, God help us all
Maybe you should try purchasing a lifetime subscription to YouTube Red to see if that fixes it
Totally not gay though
But yes, it likely means he's admitting to have fucked a trap last February
I always took it to mean that the singer is interested in a girl
And is asserting that her current bf is unmanly,
In fact, so unmanly that the last girl the singer fucked outclassed him
Therefore, the girl should dump him and go out with the singer
And it's so completely obvious that this is the case, everyone else th
Waiting eagerly for those shadow dragon chars
Contrary to this chat today. It does not involve toddlers, prolapses, or air hoses
Nothing short of that may satisfy her anymore