You got the shittest NE state
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Damn, I'm sorry
Or are you also a canuck
What shithole state do you live in Vinny
Cop out answer, but I travel a lot right now
I live all over
Offer her a snapple, and she sure as shit will
You'll have yourself the dest drink of your life, and a lifetime of heart problems
Next time you are in the deep south of the USA, find yourself a fat black woman and ask her for sweet tea
Get the fuck out of here, you haven't had sweet iced tea
Where do you live relative to the mason dixon line?
Sweet Ice tea, or that yankee shit?
Always been one of my least favourite sodas
I don't understand how people like rootbeer
Helps there are a lot of HS kids around here
Fuck, I think two out of the last three times I was in the grocery store I had a group of kids ask me to buy them a case of beer
If you're under 21 and can't convince the average person on the street to buy you liqueur, you may not be mature enough to drink
Driving drunk is what they care about now
'Merica
RIP your 11 year old liver
Because it become more and more about playing to win
That game, as well as all those like it, are way better in relation to how drunk you are
The point of having private conversations is so you can use incriminating things they tell you against them in the future
Damn Leg, looking for the win with that one
Shit's violent
Look at lions
Cats kill each other
I though women were catty
That decreases the odds of you being raped and/or killed quite exponentially
If Dota taught me one thing, it's that the stupider the language sounds, the worse you are at games
"Culturally enriched" Leg, get it right
hot
Most older men have to use catheters anyway, kids these days just want to prep by destroying their urethra
man, someone's power tripping
You weren't here for the air hose penis Cinny
Men do far worse
Someone was as creative as you seven years ago it would seem Max
A labia and hood piercing with connecting bar that glow under black light. A small spinning disc sits on this centre bar, with tapered edges so it doesn't migrate too far from its initial position.
I'm good at finding odd genital modificatiosn though
OK, I found someone who got an odd piercing kind of like Max described back in 2010, but the links are all dead
No fidget spinner varient though
spinnable nipple tassles used to be a big thing
That was the only one I could find
Suprised there weren't more creative ones honestly
https://www.etsy.com/listing/535485239/fidget-spinner-butt-plug-stainless-steel
And they said India was going to be the next world power
Plot aside, these rick and morty actors are ugly as shit
Man, porn has really gone downhill
on the NSFW server if you want the link
Not even using a real woman