general

Bio is the least american person here

Bio fat women and men look alike

note to self, cult obsessed with cake, never bring up cake again

you can easily pass as a fat woman

It is not the cake

Cake is a sandwich

i’m already at a disadvantage trying to get dudes, being fat would make it even harder

it is the fact that you were going to throw out

a good piece of cake

gay as fuck

gay as fuck

>trying to get dudes

aren’t u gay dan

just be an incel

Dan isn’t gay

and shoot up your highschool

He's weeb gay

Why do you think that

weeb pfp

that’s why

Fair

He realized anime guys look like anime girls

fair

also fair

pika i’m not in hs anymore

oh wait

pika is pretending to pretend to be gay

i will be next year

pog

I am pretending to pretend to pretend to be gay

no one is at school anyways pika

yeah

bio can shoot up his school, which is his home

and by shoot up

I mean drugs

when i kms i’ll probably use heroin

so yeah i can shoot up

Pika brought corona to UW because they spread rumors of him being gay

bio, can you leave an autistic sucide note

naming this cult as the cause

Viva La Phijkchu

no

i’m going to blame it all on my dad for not pulling out

so he falls into depression and drinks his life away

fuck you bio

That's a homosexual, alright

pog

That’s pretty mean

yikes