general

someone who gets paid to do science?

So Pika, would you(or anyone here for that matter) be willing to get theri own dick air hose?

No

i guess i'm a scientist because my degree was a bachelors in Science and engineering

do you see the shape of that mans penis

that is disgusting

if I have to do that

no thanks

ribbed for her pleasure?

implying I will be having sex with women

implying women exist

Why would I have sex with a woman when for all I know they have a ballista in their pouch

that is suicide

implying dicks exist

but

idk, you'b be able to blow air in your own face without using your hands

How are they real if I've never seen one irl

if you have a stronghold in your penis it will defend against the ballistae

you do not understand

a stronghold will fall to a ballista

every time

The first dick you encounter now will have one of those air hoses now, it's fated to occur

war of attrition?

great, you just made max a lesbian

good job spooky

if you don't want to have kids you should make sure to never encounter a penis irl

I thought we established catapults already

catapults <<< ballistas

fight me

catapults are siege weapons created by the nazis to troll actual siege weapons

Is a penis which blows air really going to get you pregnant though?

if that air carries particles of semen

maybe

That'd be a question for your grade school sex-ed teacher

would you put that thing in your sex pocket doc?

Oh

thats a great idea

max

Pika, your siblings are younger than you. Pass those pics along to stir up questions in their class

?

make a custom tshirt cannon that shoots condoms, put that in your pouch of holding

what

okay thats cool and all pika

but think of my idea

Ant Farm Dickhole

a dickhole is shaped like an ant mound