general

im -34

no

umbreon

what

no umbreon he was answeeereing spooky

you dummy

oh

sorry

ohgod dont say sorry

I'm a 10,000 year old decrepit old man

that makes me feel bad now

just say no

Apparently I am considered morbidly obese if bmi of 40 or over is the definition. Lel

never sorry

same

bmi 40

Pika, BMI means shit all

But if you're below 6 ft, you'll look like a pumpkin regardless

pika

do you have rolls

bmi means nothing if you are an athlete

if so how many

pika is not an athlete

I do not really have rolls

>Really

okay then you're fine

I do have a stomach but it does not roll

just a big hairless teddybear

just sticks out

if it starts to roll

then you're fat

Your definition works for me then

Pika, do your tits kind of sag

350 and not fat Kappa

Or do you have a flat chest?

oh yeah

how are your tis

tits*

I have said

like a b

ish

hot

do you suck on them sometimes

how would he

>being able to bend your head over

lol

wdym umbreon