general

welp, rip me having a knight anymore tbh. a villan cant be the lights knight Kappa

>calling the nazis villains

i don't recall anyone saying that

this fucking game

FLAT IS JUSTICE

yes!

>go to a shitty memorial day cookout for family >only reason I went is the amazing hamburgers we have >we're not doing those this year xD >oh well at least I have hotdogs >oh we're not doing those either

A H A H AH

What...what are they even serving at a cookout then?

shitty chicken

i'm actually just straight up leaving

and I'm going to get a burger from somewhere

and go home

That's... not a cookout There needs to be red meat of some kind

I'm actually depressed

I've been excited all weekend

Man, I'm going to grill a plate full of meat in your honour now Max Not that you'll get any or anything

Thanks spooky

I have acquired a burger, all is right in the world now

Well Max, there will be no protecting your honour today

Bought a pound of ground beef, and now it's raining

fucking

I hope that rain reaches me and ruins their shitty cookout

Whenever you make it spooky make sure to take a picture

Should make the first phijkchu cooking video

Well... I was planning on making hamburgers Should the patties spell your name or something?

Should I try to sculpt them to look like an anime girl?

Oh boy

you know what I'm picking

Anime girl

make her flat though

If I'm going to do this I'm going to do it right

I'm going to get a loli to bless the beef tonight, so I'm ready for tomorrow

hot...

Do you do anything to your burgers? What's your process

I mean, when I don't give a shit versus when I'm making them for a cookout are different

Can't say I've ever made weeb burgers though

cookout level

I'm a believer that a burger should be intimidating on sight alone

People should die fighting over it

Women should lose their husbands to it

Children should be conceived based solely on the quality of the meat

See, twins

Good work Leg

the hell is that diabetes montrosity?

typical lunch in Texas

jesus