general

I mean

get fucked

We need to do one of those game shows

I have facial hair yes

Is it full out no

I have a nice beard

Can I yes I just don’t want to

I repeat

Why am I telling you fucks all this

Ranting helps

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Also the thing is

We are all just shooting the shit

Irl I put the fucking “unemotional rock that is sarcastic all the time” persona on

When I’m actually the exact opposite when I get to know someone

that sucks

But the thing is

She knew that too

*also I’m assuming she hooked up with a guy because the two of them walked off into his cabin last night so

What else to expect

big oof

This is what you get for going to a summer camp

Also Dolf, if she was the kind of girl who was into hookups, you dodged a bullet

^

I don’t think she was though

virgins 👏 only 👏

Not even Pika

Because I’ve never seen/heard of her doing so

>Never seen

then shes a master

You know what I mean

Also we’re Jews word gets around

A cuck saying he's never seen the bull do his work

They’ve also been together like all day today so probably was more than a hookup but

dolf, was it one time you've actually seen them togeather or was it more than once?

when you found out?

Considering as he was hooking up with other people last year I would say this is the first

major oof

And yeah this is the first I would have ever thought these two

Dolf, you had likely been friend-zoned for a while

But fucking

That, or this new dude was an absolute stud or something

I don’t want to fucking hookup I just want a relationship for once

i think this dude is either a player or a dude that moves on too quickly

Which is good Dolf

That's what you should want

You can still get friend-zoned though

If any of you have ever heard of the musical Bonny and Clyde listen to the song you can to better than him and that’s me right now