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I READ ABOUT IT IN THE SACRED TEXTS I TRANSLATED ON MY OWN THAT I STOLE FROM A FORTUNE TELLER IN ASIA AFTER MY DAD DIED

GRR

Hey, isn't it freakin racist of them to make the butlers blacks???

MAD GIRL

lmao

nice frame rate

wait

did they have a troll scene

that's not me either

Okay, so this is where it starts

just so they can release it on artemis

The troll scene was in the books

was it?

the town one

Yeah, holly incapacitates a troll as her first scene

it's BB-8

But she uses the last of her magic

i barely remeber the book

Which leads into her going to refuel

No leg

yeah

The nuke the house AFTER they save holly

they use a bomb or something

The light bomb

I'm laughing

what a retarded fight

Oh, they skipped the part where artemis plants the bomb

And nearly kills root

he still was "smat"

smart*

even if it was pseudo smart

"smart" = you do ridiculous things and they somehow work

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So this artemis has no experience committing any kind of crime

artemis age in the books

He dies, yes

a lot of weird stuff happens

^

And gets his soul put into a clone

It's Guardians of the Galaxy

Pretty sure there are no goblins in the books

Dwarves have a specific "talent"

he just

gassed the jews

A ginger

yeah, who is this actor

I've seen him before

They didn't make artemis intimidating here

this dialgoue is