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rusp do you not know the typical grain size of felt fabric?

What kind of fucking question is that

Rusp what is the smallest size your dick can fit into

🐎 🍆 lennod

Length or girth

Both

🐸 glock 🌛

Well

My pee er is about 6.2 inch long

And girth as well

how about depth?

6.2 inch circumference

6.2 inches

My cock is a 6.2 inch black hole

what was that

your cock is black

interesting

and a hole

if your cock is a black hole isn't that just a vagina?

rusp is actually a black female

great

That’s because I’m Max’s alt

I feel like if Bopit took one for the team, and became a women, pika would dislike him less

why do I care about pika?

Why do you care about pika?

b/c I enjoy fucking him in the asshole

You’d need more than your 1.2 inches to penetrate the fold

I'm not umbreon

Proof?

x

b/c if I was umbreon I would have raged out at you telling me I had a mircopenis

they actually have a cure for small penises now though

not even meming

Yeah you just cut it off and try being a girl

And if that doesn’t work you join the 41%

no, in the last year they've started to make Priapus shots available

which honest to God, do make your dick bigger

Using it is admitting defeat though

you have to get plasma drawn for a year or so, and then they have to tailor-make a series of shots for you

so it's expensive as all hell

I feel like if it were that effective I would’ve heard about it by now

Rusp, I'm genuinely not memeing

it costs a fuckton

Saying it makes it bigger is very broad

How big is bigger

it makes it very broad

You’re not allowed to take my jokes

Fuck you