general

this is bullshite

anyways, they pull their car up beside me, ask where I am heading. Apparently someone was trying to break into houses in the area

ends with them saying I do not seem suspicious and they wish me a good night and drive off

unbeknownst to them, pika was the real robber all along

of course

I could barely hear the guy so the dumbfounded look on my face probably made them think I was just a retard

makes sense

You, not suspicious, man that's funny

pedos and serial killers are usually able to hide in plain sight

that is why they are so dangerous

yikes

Even though the former is known for having a look

sure, the ones who get caught have the look

the ones who do not are golden

but yeah anyways I did not get shot and had no fear that I would get shot because I live in a real country that is not just a meme parody of itself

was this story just a excuse for canuck propaganda

yes

nice

really it was just because I just got home and this happened 8 mins ago

>acting like there are jews that don't look like jews

nose surgery exists gent

chinks are at a loss though because you can't easily fix slanteye

But it doesn't hide the sight of their wicked soul

Pika

you missed your chance

to go full sovereign citizen

You know their talking points

That would increase my chance of being shot from 0 to at least 10

no thanks

I jusst love the image in my head

of you stammering, nearly in tears

because you think they've come for you and your loli

lol

That's when they tell you you're "traveling" to jail, bucko

Explaining that you participate in an hour-long land boat ride wherein you are merely one of the many voyagers who participates in a voluntary joint-transit agreement and that as such Canadian provincial laws can only apply to citizens who have forfeit their claim to self-ownership by entering into a compact with the landed privateers who officiate the common state

Of which you are only traveling through

I could be even more retarded

cite US maritime law

Just say you were out hunting the Corona virus

because an American pedophile thinks it would be hot to poz little children with you

weird way to say I am looking for a qt asian gf

Speaking of which, Pika

Do you operate a photography business on the side?

No why?

I bought some high-rez images for a project I'm working on

Turns out they're Canadian

lol

Figured there was a non-zero chance it was you

https://www.canuckaudiomart.com/termsofuse.php their website lmao

linking Canada audio mart