general

I'm low key love that phrase Pika

it's the perfect balance of out of touch elitism and stupidity

yeah

"For the Academic Mission"

it is so good

and they used it like 3-5 times in the 2 emails

Who do you think will die biden or bernie

From corona virus

either if they catch it

Imagine Biden dying now that he's "won" the nomination

what a shitshow

I would like bernie to die after losing

no refunds

his corpse might poll better than Bernie, ngl

I'd love to see trump's tweet following that

I wonder if the Queen will survive this

Probably to say something along the lines of "RIP Biden, the most sane democrat candidate for president"

oh lol

I missed this

bitgoin dropped like 5k

from around 10k to 5k

bitgoyim

Jerma is shitting his pants

>bitgoin

i keep getting spam emails about bitcoin

finally a change.org I can get behind

what is that metadata

blame reddit

Hello Mr. Hamdullahpur, I am a student recently back from -insert any location with bad cases of COVID-19-, I have slight symptoms of COVID-19, but I will be attending classes as usual because there's nothing more important than ACADEMIC MISSION. Sincerely, -insert your name here-

good shitposting

i have slight symptoms of COVID-19 pretty often because its just seasonal allergies

are shits a symptom

because I have those

I have shits too

diarhea

I would not say it is that bad

Mine is spurred on because I ate unbelievably spicy food and now my stomach is fucked up

dude

i love spicy shits

They hurt

the best part of eating california reaper sauce

The worst part about eating spicy food is shitting it out

But you get twice the burn!

It hurts worse coming out

spicy food is how i empty my tear ducts

because im emotionally hollow

if you eat your shit you get 4x the burn

Oh my heard my dad just say that canada first lady tested positive

Poggers