general

both release chemicals in your brain if you consume them

what’s even your major

mathematical physics

He does the science so an engineer can use it to actually make things

not even gent

I do abstract science that an actual scientist can dilute so that an engineer can use it to build things

sounds lame

its fun

nerd

because math is cool

I am

you are correct

well whatever major i do won’t matter

Math is fun once you get past calc

but i’d like to be in something i can keep up with so i can party

major in pharma

You can be one of those rehab spokesmen

cut out the middle man

make your own drugs

Also pure math calc is fun leg

no i won’t ever get a degree lol

just applied calc is a drag

i might get my phd then off myself

might off myself in college

>get my phd

you won't even get that far

He says it like it's bound to happen

with your drug habits unless you go for a joke degree you are not making it past 1st year

41% chance

yeah imma go there for liek 3 years

then die of an “accidental overdose”

For comparison, basically no one in my program drinks alcohol, let alone drugs

history is easy

math is lame

Why distinguish alcohol from drugs

@Spooky Phijkchu this lad is shitting on your career

why did you say pharma

isn't buisiness the party adegree/

I said pharma so he could make his drugs

he wants me to sell drugs

oh

@Turnip This lad is shitting on your career

which if i did i would die myself

phijkchu drug dealer

spooky is the phijkchu child trafficer, so we need a druglord

wait

not easy but it’s easier for me than math

wasn't that maxs job

we have talked about this before