general

school bludgeoning?

Canada has had 1

yeah that counts

what is the counter for school stabbings in the UK?

thats a school smashing

I mean if we do school stabbings I am sure that is higher then shootings everywhere

ok what if you cast a fireball into a school?

i feel like alliteration is important here

school scorching

blizzard?

what

thats a snow day

>snow day

those do not happen in canada

so 0

"accidentally" making nitroglycerin in chemistry class

accidentally making a nuke in my unis physics labs

oops

i accidentally made mustard gas committed a fucking war crime

thats called a war crime

i also made zyklon b just to beat gent to the joke

it is not a crime if you win

damn

okay war hero

Accidentally remove israel from the geography textbook

making a nuke with school lab supplies is laugh since its actually impossible

idk about your school Leg

but we all got chunks of uranium in lab starting in the 7th grade

We had a Pakistani teacher though, so that might have been why

Oh so that's why you're a sex freak today

having a bit of Uranium 235 is not enough to make a bomb

sure it is

Anyway, hydrogen ones are better

cobalt bombs are the best

Oh so I just learned that the community where that shooting happened only had like 100 people in it

so that is more fucked

10% death rate for that town

also explains why there were only 10 killed in 12 hours

yeah

Trump's been looking like he's on the brink of passing out

this is probably the hardest thing he's had to do since being elected

it 100% is

a situation he has no background in can't trust the "experts" at WHO American lives being lost media is spouting communist china propaganda

yeah I can imagine he is working super fucking hard all day every day

unfortunatly some of the population will never awknowledge his hard work

they won't ever watch his briefings because CNN says they are propaganda

propaganda as in it would show everyone of their viewers that trump is actually doing his job

and that cnn are liars