gacha

your ring went across the pinky

Because I hit a guy in the football practice with my hand weird

Yes

damn bro

I did not notice it until I put my hand on the ground

And didn’t see my ring finger

And then I went to the sidelines and they popped it back in

In which it made a nice satisfying pop noise

see this is how i saw it

Woah wtf

No

I’m trying to think of any more horrific injuries I’ve insured

Uh

I broke my arm bones both in half once

And my arm was like a wet noodle

Did not go to the hospital for 3 days

rusp do you work inside a meat grinder or something

I do manly activities 😎

Like receiving permanent brain damage

I didn’t get a concussion in my 8? Years of playing football

What a fucking rip off

I did hit someone head to head once and my vision went green for 5 minutes

That was cool

is that why you have an eyepatch in real life?

I wish I had one in real life

Man I think I’m out of the most gruesome of stories

OH

Haha

No I’m not

I have two more

Be thankful guys

This chat is 50% less horrific than usual

When I was about 7

(I remember this vividly)

I was playing with legos with my sister

And we built a bunch of random LEGO towers

As you do

And I mean

You know me

I thought it would be a great idea to stand on top of a chair and to jump onto these legos

I apparently overestimated my jumping abilities though

Because instead of hitting them with my elbow or whatever

They hit me directly in the mouth

And one of my front teeth did a

A uh

I can’t draw this

No

No