gacha

First one

They should make a kart racer

Where a kart drives a kart

That would be pretty cool

thats stupid

you are stupid

But then he pulls out his paraglide

LOL

And it’s another kart

PARAGLIDERS

A GOOD MECHANIC

for a KART GAME

It literally

anyone wana play mario kart 7

Slows the game down

Paragliding removes any skill based driving

its better than

You can’t do skill shit in the air

uncontrollable cannon sections

also

True

>implying mario kart needs skill

Well

I mean any possible amount of skill

the only "skill" is holding back a second, getting a bullet bill while everyone is close

then zooming ahead really fucking fart

far*

no

the skill is

FART

get good items

thatss the skill

that is what youre doing umbreon

thats literally the meta for mariokart in 7+8

"meta"

everyone starts close enough where you can

The problem with that strategy

Is what if you don’t get s bullet bill

hold in 7th~ place

rusp

star would ork too

its the fact that on some maps, you get boxes so early

I’ve been in 7th and got a green shell

your item pushes you to first, and beyond, instantly

or

someone pulls ahead early

and everyone just fucks each other 2-12

yeah but

youre playing with shitty people

and yourself is