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Okay, you now need to make a new character

Alright

Let’s go

im sorry rusp

Would you like to use the same sheet we've been using?

Yeah

Ok

So

i didn't think thatd happen

that's funny

I’d like to pick the exact same things I picked last time

So regginald is dead, what's his twin brother's name?

Dlanigger

i was really hoping

he'd say regginald2

Oh, I just got the regginald joke

I don’t know

Nice

Can I have my badger?

Well, the skill handle animal is charisma based

Aren’t autists animal magnets or something

How about this, I'll give it to you but you're in debt 1000 gold

It's tamed but doesn't really listen to you, it'll only stay with you so long as you give it food

If I’m going 1k in debt can I get a different animal

It could put you more in debt

Essentially the way you're getting a pet is by stealing it from a rich person, and they'll put a bounty on your head

I want a duck

That I trained for combat

It won't be trained

Can it at least follow me

The badger at least wouldn't completely fuck you in stealth

Oh by the way, blacks get a stealth bonus at night

Nice

Can I have a goose who attacks everyone?

Actually

You know what

That's just a normal goos

I’ll just take the badger

Alright, -1k it is

Wooly mammoths come later

That’s the step in between steam giant and badger

Can I buy a training kit for it

It’s only 15 gold!

does the twin also want a steam giant?

Yes

They promised each other that they’d ride a steam giant together one day

So now he is determined to get it

So he can do his brother proud

tragic