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They both turn to you.

fuck

“Right...”

Yune: "What were those other guys thinking?"

"We were already short on man-power, now we'll be outnumbered too"

...

I mean

And so our 3 heroes, so woefully unprepared, would live out the rest of their pitiful lives in a cave.

Nice

Uh

good campaign

I just don’t think my guy would talk here

he’s not exactly supposed to be smart or a rally man

Squires: "Well Ruspy, I know you had trouble with this earlier, but I think sneaking is our only shot now"

Fucking

That equates to “Dlaniggery”

Wew

Niggy

Did this man just call me niggy?

Anyways

“Sure, it’ll probably still be hard though, considering these elves seem to be very perceptive”

Yune: "Well, the only shot we'd have of reuniting the party is if we go to prison."

Squires: "Eh, I wouldn't worry about it. It's the watch guards who fucked you earlier."

"Besides, this is a human town."

Wait, it is?

huh

There weren't humans in urealms, but they never said it had to be an elf town

“Oh, that makes things easier on me”

Squires: "What? I don't follow."

“Elves seem to be much better at seeing people who are sneaking around”

“So if it’s not a town of elves I’ll be able to sneak around a little easier”

“Also we may be able to fit in somewhat”

"Yeah, I don't see it"

me either tbh

“Yeah..”

Yune: "Hold on..." She walks up to examine you.

lewd

Are you black?!

Yune: "Squires, I think he's trying to say that he's human"

oh

Squires: "Get out! Really!?"

What the fuck did they think I was

an orc

“What the hell did you guys think I was?”

Squires: "You seemed like one of those drow guys"

Are black humans uncommon in this world

"But your chin...your stench...humans aren't all like that, are they?"

It's based on European mythology...you tell me.

Hmm

Yeah, probably