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Do I not have my own weapons

They were stripped from you obviously.

wonderful

I guess I’ll go look for a weapon

Find a new one

So! What are you looking for?

Ranged weapon

crossbow

Give a roll

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (10) = 10

You find a few throwing spears, there doesn't appear any device as complicated as a crossbow in there.

There is also a halberd, a couple rusted shortswords, and a bronze shield out on the top of the pile.

nah

You are absolutely worthless

I try

What are you doing?

What is a halberd

I guess I’ll take that

But I don’t think my guy is trained to use actual melee weapons

That is true

probably not spears either

I’m pretty fucked

No, you can use simple weapons

ok

I guess I’ll throw it at one of whatever my enemies are

There's the spears, some maces, a sickle, some knives

A sling

a slingshot isn’t going to kill someone

Sling

Do you know what that is?

apparently not

David and Goliath?

oh

Like a slingshot

but

harder to use

More effective

still unlikely that you’d kill someone

Pick up something

so I guess I’ll put back my halberd and get a knife

Tough Prisoner: "For fuck's sake."

Scrawny Prisoner: "They can't all be geniuses, eheheh."

“I have no idea how to use a two handed weapon, trust me, this is for the better.”

"Try and separate the monkeys, I think I can get one of the pathetic creatures working for us."

With what?

oh I never said I was taking those

You..didn't say you were grabbing a spear