the-dump

because they love the taste of elf

That would be fucking epic

Problem solved

And it doesn’t eat max because it can sense she’s not an elf

That's the best way to end a campaign, bring in something that's completely unrelated, making all previous events pointless

but

it does rape max instead of eating her

Man I can’t wait for 2023 when this campaign finishes

gent's campaign was the prologue to phijkchu rp

confirmed

exactly

Makes sense

My guy and his badger become famous

Hence the badger shield

correction

just the badger

fuck you chad

You can’t tell me what to do

i hope the badger evolves

Yeah

It’s going to become a steam giant

does it need a stone?

actually the stages are badger, mammoth, steam giant

I don’t think he needs a stone

He should almost be level 16

So we’ll see

But he evolves through trade

Oh

Can I give him to squires

Than he gives it back immediately

that's not a trade

that's a gift

I don't think you understand how Squires operates

I saved his life

He owes me this

He saved YOUR life

Nope

I saved his friends life

Is that enough

He chose to save you first because he knew you were weaker

this is incorrect

Vag saved us all, I believe

Squires: "Everything Gent says is correct."

Canon

“Fuck you bootleg character”

also canon

I might be ready to resume soon, though

Oh baby

roll to have anything edible to magically appear in front of me

this better be a 20