the-dump

not really, no

I just can’t do anything else

You can

I can

but

these things would take time to set up

and I want instant satisfaction

or regret

You saw how much damage he did, right?

yes

And you know how much damage he could do, right?

my first instinct is to run away from the entire fight tbh

Well whatever, give me a good ass tongue roll

by good ass do you mean a 1

Because I can do that

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (13) = 13

fuck

roll to steal the next roll

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (20) = 20

That is pretty adequate

nice

max

no

These tongue rolls are going off of dex btw

oh

So that’s like an 18

i wonder what the next roll was

Roll damage

One damage coming right up

/r d4

@Rusp: d4 = (4) = 4

oh shit

This time you sort of whip your tongue around and smack his helmet.

this whole time I’ve been trying to pull him off

But I guess I keep smacking him

which is fine

Okay, you tried to wrap it around his head but you just clonked him instead

Happy?

hell yeah

Otherwise, these would all be wasted attempts

I’ve done a whole

8 damage?

Yeah

that’s more that I usually do

Uh, Max

Your go

okay

gona climb