the-dump

Give a strength check, I guess

Do I still have that +2

Absolutely

awesome

here comes the 1

/r d20+2

@Rusp: d20+2 = (10)+2 = 12

man

You kick against it, nothing happens. You push down your foot with all your might. It burns really badly, but you wrench the lock open.

oh boy

Psychic: "Yes! Yes!"

“Now what”

"Now we kill that rotting fucker!"

“..that... uh.. you sure we could survive a fight?”

"Ahahaha! You're really doubting me?"

“Yes”

"Then bring along as many monsters as you can manage!"

that’s like

5 dogs

or horses

Or

Well, not horses no. Ponies at level 1

But you can do 1 thing even bigger than all of those.

uh

I can’t summon my dragon

No

dolphin is useless

IS IT?

YOU REALLY THINK THAT???

I’m just going over the ones I remembered

calm yourself

poison frog

Uh

Dolphins beach themselves just so they can rape people! They're insane!

what the fuck is a dire rat

Giant rat

Dire=big

Bigger than a dog?

Maybe as big as a dog? And more vicious than a normal rat.

Hmm

Dolphins only have 1 int

wtf

Oh shit

I meant 2

Still

they should at least have a 3

2 int is the maximum for an animal

Darn

Oh shit

The rats have my other guys disease ability