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what is the practical use for these

a gag gift

please don't boil Archie Mcphee's life work down to just a "gag gift"

I think it could be useful while camping Piss into a can, and out pops a new pair of underwear

piss soaked underwear

You've got to let it dry first Rusp

God

oh my bad

just use them as papertowels

so everytime i have to clean up a spill i get a new pair of underwear

I wonder how much water they take

they don't unfurl very quickly iirc

Would bet there is someone somewhere trying to fully activate a pair using only their semen

Spending months trying to harvest enough

i'd like to think as soon as a drop of water hits it it just transforms into underwear

by time they were done they would be fucking rock hard

chastity belt reinforced with semen

That would be an interesting spin on the whole chastity belt idea have them be tamper proof, and if they've been compromised as a last resort they impregnate the wearer

So you put it on your wife, and if she tries to escape/cheat boom, knocked up

instead of being raped by a person you get raped by a pair of underwear

less traumatic

If the fear is possibly being impregnated by a stranger, I assume most women would rather be impregnated by someone they know instead

As a last resort of course

okay, now lets take this idea, but the underwear are pre-semenated so its like a baby loot box

We've got a Discord full of STEM bois, I'm sure someone here could make the idea work

stop pls

who needs them? all we need is a pair of underwear and a bucket of baby gravy

and a girl

Leg, 50% of the population are girls

Drive down any American street and you'll see them everywhere

true fact

i don't think it would be that hard to convince someone to test the prototype

who wouldnt want it

What's the worse that could happen

Worst case, they end up carrying Rusp's kid

that is 100% worst case

Best case though They've got a miniature Umbreon in the oven

team phijkchu's semen chastity belts

I wonder how many women would let you impregnate them for a science experiment?

loot box but with semen

I'm just wondering if I chose the wrong science fair project every year back in school

i could be a billionaire already

damn

just tell elon musk about it

he'll make it

the man knows a good idea when he sees it

He's already sold the "Not A Flamethrower" flamethrower

Time to branch out