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@VinnyG your friends are degenerate cringelords

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Ouch. Somehow we're worse than phijkchu

oof

i think i have the worst friend group

Fair

could use a real plant

and drink through the plant

Cinnamon sticks

the managers penis

okay what if

no straws

crazy thing

what

With water, sure

we can not be expected to

tip

our drinks

what the fuck

With milkshakes, hell no

^

The main thing is

soda

which is better without a straw, change my mind

do what canada does with plastic bags

charge 5 cents if you want a straw

what if companies stopped virtue signaling saving the environment by making worse environmentally decisions

problem solved

change nothing

I think soda relies on straws for the full experience

Here's a better idea

I feel like

Get rid of the brown people who litter all the time

just make the straws out of degradable bio-plastic

the same people complaining about straws at mcdonalds

arent even eating from there

they are but they only buy the coffee

so

the thing without straws

I don't think they have soy creamers

since you dont use straws for coffee

unless you wana burn your throat

Use coffee cups for all beverages

just

give us tubes

that hook up to hoses

Those have plastic lids