An alien virus that fell to earth on a meteor underwent a DNA mutation to become this Pokémon.children-at-play
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Saturday, November 16, 2019
Meteor containing space virus headed towards earth
Humans destroy it with a laser beam
this says it mutated after it fell
It works, but creates deoxys
what the fuck
See, my theory is correct
Except for the fact that oras disproves what I just said
Because rayquaza destroys the meteor when it's still in space, meaning deoxys already existed
i think like
So fuck everything
humans shoot lasers into space a lot
deoxys is an ultra beast, lore solved
Kappa
so one hit the meteor with space virus on it
and it made deoxys
That's boring though
that's probably it though
How did oras somehow make a more boring backstory for a mythic
i think the space virus just evolves into deoxys on its own
but can be uh
froced to
i guess
Radiation
also
what the fuck is meloetta
is musik
Look, can't some pokemon just be pokemon?
its just another generic pokemon max
okay but
what is victini
Victory
okay but
what is heatran
big dick
volcano
energy
and why does it have a gender
It's a spider
its a Lava Dome
and why doesn't solgayo have a male gender despite literally being said to be male
You're a dome
and why doesn't every evil team just make man made pokemon
Why doesn't arceus