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so you drink it

its a drink

You ingest it orally, but it's not really a drink

you can totally eat water

then what IS a drink

didnt say you cant eat water. you cant chew water

I think water is a base liquid, and adding things to it makes it a drink

Everything we drink has some water content

so anything + water = drink?

I know you're going to say water + water = drink

if I put a sandwich into a cup of water is it a drink

but idk, I think of water separately

probably needs to be a liquid dialga

i suppose i could see that. people idenitfy it not as a drink, just water

is there anything that you can’t drink?

if it breaks your blender, you cant drink it

what kind of thing are you trying to blend if it breaks a blender

a jaw breaker maybe?

anything solid i guess

If you use a spice grinder, you could blend a jawbreaker

I think fundamentally everything can become a liquid

And if we object to that, Pika will come bitch slap us

you can blend pizza

you can blend a lot of stuff

especially a certain monthly suprise

why

i suppose non foods can be blended but not eaten

can you blend a blender? 🤔

if its a mini blender, my guess is yes

let's toss max into a blender and see what we get

Finally a good idea

Max, if we had to blend you, where would you have us start?

uh

probably my brain

so i wouldnt feel pain

Would you want to watch, or should we get easy things like eyes out of the way first

i mean- if i couldnt just end myself

then uh

bottom to top

Well, given our attention spans, there's a good chance we get bored before we finish

it's not as fun if I can't hear your screams

high chance youll get bored up to her stomach

So if you're smart, and we spend an hour or two fiddling around trying to de-gunk the blades

You'll probably live, because we'll just give up

Just blend my smallest appendage first

Your choice what that is

so your small toe

incorrect