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Disgusting

Not this again

That’s what you get for drinking soy I guess

xBrox, I don't think I've ever injured myself too badly But I've been around people who have really messed themselves up

the worst almost injury and possibly death experience ive had was i was almost carried to sea by currents

Oh shit I forgot

I ramped my bike and landed knee first

I'm sure a friendly dolphin would have saved you

Broke my kneecap and ripped off a ton of skin

I read that as ramped my bike pump

was about to laugh at you

I almost got hit by a car as a kid

a "friendly" dolphin

my mom did get run over by a car on her leg

and that's why I never properly learned how to ride a bike

Almost got in a car crash a few weeks ago

Dolphins are rapist

foot or leg xBrox?

major

leg

rapists

yeah

my dad fell from the 7th floor of a building he was working on constructing and broke his spine

Max were you raped by a dolphin

Do you have experience with them max?

yes

i raped one

Well is rape preferable to death?

told him he was never going to walk again, he showed those fuckers all right Kappa

Oh nice

before it raped me

you cant just run away from a dolphin

You're either going to drown, or take a couple feet of dolphin dick for a bit

its a rape or be raped situation

my mom got kicked off a horse and broke 2 of her back discs

would you rather rape or be raped?

Good thing you always have your strap on

Be raped

Clearly

Did you go for the blow hole?

you know it

i suffacated him

that way

wait

do dolphins even

have blowholes?

It’s not called a blow hole for no reason

They have those blowholes

I wonder whether a penis would fit in those

I'm sure they're pretty lubed up