August may be the last time you hear from me tbh
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Monday, April 1, 2019
I may be dead
you will be missed
It’s okay
you hit our religious quota
You only have to miss half a person
if you die we will have to force gent to convert to Judaism
I don’t understand the correlation
Between my death and that
This does not follow
gotta fit the quota somehow
Dolfs already here
we need at least 1 jew per 1 pedo
it is how the stats work
Then
half a christian counts as 0.25 jews
All jews are pedos you idiot
Oh
So the only way to cancel it out
Is to have a Christian
Got it
Can I convert someone to Christianity before I pass?
Or will you have to do that after the fact?
Mormonism is pretty alright
You can convert somone halfway to christianity
only when you reunite with your legs in the afterlife can you make a full christian
You’re going to be a jehovas witness buddy
Congrats
No more fun allowed
No holidays
Gent will be the current popes right hand man
No birthdays
No presents
he can hold the children down for him
Woah hold on buddy
woah calm down pal
I am going to bed fuck you and whatever it was you were going to say
come on friend
goodnight
You’re going to bed fuck me?
What does it mean to bed fuck someone?
Why you always having pedo fantasies
prefect
the light theme for sure isnt gone
sad
and there's still no reason anyone would use it
honestly the joke would of been better if they actually took it out
