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1000 degree sword vs chad

bring a longsword and snap all the stupid weebs shitty weeb swords appaK

the girls I knew in HS/college who liked swords

Were actually men

were also the kind who wrote furry fanfiction about fucking horsecocks

Penetration

So Reggie

Can we do a meetup where we all do forged in fire style sword making to see which person here is the designated blacksmith

spooky would win

i feel like

^

We don’t have any black people

i have watched almost every episode of forged in fire

and i still have no idea

It's hottest where I live

I feel like id have a chance, i did actual blacksmithing when i was a smol boy

gent says nigger a lot so he must be black

how about glass blowing instead

I think I would know how to form metal

That’s about it

I can make shitty spoons and stuff

how about just blowing

spooky would be down

Glass blowing is really cool

I'm so bad at it though

I had a chance to do it before and I didn’t want to because

I don’t remember why

Because it's gay

I have to enter the mind of 12 year old me

Honestly gent you’re probably right

I think the drawback is how much time all of this takes

I wish I would of had the chance to try smithing

Is you have to blow on a phallic object

They're fun hobbies

but when a single piece takes most of your weekend

it stops being as fun

In concept stuff like this is cool

In practice it’s long and grueling

Max, is Forged in Fire a complete meme now

I talked to some guys who were on the show, and all they did was rant about how it wasn't "pure" anymore

When did you meet people who were on the show

October/November

I can't remember exatcly when

He knows all the hollywood execs

I’m sure

He wanted to try mastering the blade and needed to find a good blacksmith

The guys who compete on the show are total rednecks, it's not like they're professionals or anything

at least, it used to be

I can't say I've watched the show in forever

Networks make it too hard to watch these kind of shows